"Tell her a secret and maybe she'll tell you one." I PEE IN THE SHOWER, OKAY?!

Well let's see. Where to start. Ahh yes.

My sister was doing an interpretive dance to Flo Rida's "Low". It seems she has all the important steps down.

So I've been actually sleeping with pants on lately. I know, weird right? I don't know what's come over me. So the other morning my mom came into my room and she said the usual "put your pants on! it's time for Ellen!" So I said, "I HAVE pants on." And do you know what her reply was? It was "Why?"

There's just something funny about hearing somebody question the fact that you're wearing pants. Hah.

It was brought to my attention from my sister that my dad calls cars by the wrong names. I never noticed this, but when she told me, I could totally picture it. For instance, my dad has a jeep. It looks like this.

My dad calls this a "truck". This is a Jeep. I guess this isn't that bad, but here's where it gets interesting. Upon seeing my neighbors car one day, apparently he called it a "Jeep." It is not a Jeep. YOU have a Jeep dad, YOU do.

I wonder what he calls my car. Probably a spaceship.

So the other day I was at this restaurant with my mom. It's in Carver and we like to go there all the time. But it's in Carver and all of the same people go there, and they go there everyday. We go a lot, but certainly not everyday. So anyway, this woman who I've seen before in there many many times (and most of the time she's drunk, and it's like 2 in the afternoon) comes and sits next to me. She's loud too, so I'm not too happy that her elbow is basically touching mine. So the bartender comes over and of course she's friends with her because all drunks know each other. She then says (to the bartender) "Hey did I pay you last night???" And the bartender just nods her head and says "What, you don't remember?" To which the woman just starts cackling like she is the coolest thing since yo yo's and repeating it to her friends. It's like, "Lady, you're like 40 years old, and you think you're cool because you got shitfaced and forgot everything that you did?" Oh yeah, most of us feel the same way, AND THEN WE TURN NINETEEN. And as far as I can tell with this woman, it happens every day/night. And she probably goes home with a different guy every night. I can just tell. That's when you know you're winning at life. Carver scum.


The song of the day is Maps and Atlases "Perch Patchwork".

-Jenny.