I've never been chased around the room with somebody's ass.

Hello. This is my dad when he falls asleep with a drink in his hand and we take it from him.

I had to zoom it in so that you can see his right hand. The hand still thinks the drink is in it. Hah. Anyway, on to make fun of someone else.

Saturday night, at around 1:30 in the morning, Jaws came on Starz. My mom, who was surprisingly still awake, insisted that we watch it because I have never seen one second of any Jaws film. Based on everybody's reaction, this apparently is a sin. So as the movie goes on, my mom is constantly saying, "Oh watch this part, watch this part. This guy DIES. You know how you know? The music starts in. It goes dah duhn... dah duhn."

Mom, I said I've never seen the Jaws movies. I didn't say I was completely retarded.

Yesterday apparently everybody wanted to cook/bake something. So Lucy, Linus, and I start to make chocolate chip cookies. Meanwhile Sally was sleeping on the couch. It was around 4 in the afternoon. So we are having a blast, putting cookie sheet after cookie sheet in the oven. In the middle of our cookie making, Sally wakes up and decides she wants to barge in and make her bacon baked potatoes. She completely takes over the kitchen and acts like hot shit. So Lucy's first concern is that "our cookies are going to smell like BACON now!" to which she rips them out of the oven and runs them into the dining room like they are on fire. Either way, there was cookie dough on one side of the counter, and the bacon on the other side, and I kept helping myself to both. Then I say, "I wonder why I feel so fat?"

So anyway, in the movie "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World", there was one hilarious part that I thought was funny. I've never seen the movie before today, but I've seen this certain part before.

(While talking about a girl)
Roommate: You have to use the L word!
Scott: ...Lesbian?
Roommate: No, the other L word.
Scott: ...LesbianS?

Haha, and then of course later in the movie he tells the girl "I'm in lesbians with you." Which, to me, is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Especially when it's coming from this kid.

No offense, because I love Michael Cera, but I don't think I've ever seen a nerdier looking kid in my life. Maybe nerdy isn't the word, maybe it's just "awkward". He is a very awkward young man.


-Jenny