I don't like shake weights.

Alright so.

I'd like to start off with last night. So, Schroeder and went out to Friday's to watch the Bruins game. We got all decked out in our jerseys and we sat at the bar pretty much from 7:30-11:00. But anyway, anybody who knows us knows that we make fun of everyone we come across. If we haven't made fun of you, then there's something wrong with you. So people come and go, and sooner or later this guy comes and sits down with his girlfriend (?). Minutes later Schroeder points out to me that this guy has in fact ordered a Smirnoff Ice, which of course, only means one thing. He's gay.

So we have our laughs and I tell Schroeder that I will give him all the money in my bank account if he asks that guy "did that come with a tampon?" But he didn't. Would have been funny though.

Then it came to a point where we were making fun of him with the bartender. He had left of course, which is the perfect time to make fun of someone. Right when they leave. She was laughing because she had to say "Would you like another Smirnoff Ice?" and try to keep a straight face. Which, from what I can assume, is not an easy thing to do. If I was the bartender (Thank the lord I am not), I would have simply said something like "Would you like another water? I mean...Smirnoff Ice?" or "Would you want a purse to put that in? In case you don't finish it?"

But anyway. I found out that my oldest sister bakes brownies and then falls asleep. I mean she falls asleep right after she puts them in the oven.

#1) You are almost 26 years old, bud.
#2) It is 9:00 pm.
#3) You could have burned this house down and killed the entire family.

I'm not saying it is irresponsible, because I know that when you're tired, falling asleep is involuntary. What I'm saying is when you're bedtime is the same as an eight year old's, NO BAKING AFTER DUSK.

She should never live alone. I'm scared if she does.

This morning I was sitting outside with my other sister, Lucy. We discovered that she had a tiny tiny tiny tiny inch worm on her leg. There is something about an inch worm that fascinates me. I love the way they walk. So she decides to keep it there, and we watch it for a good 15 minutes. And because of the way it walked, Lucy named it "Scrunchy". Apparently it was either that or "Sticky Legs". She decided to go for the name that reminds me of the 1990s hair accessory that if anyone was caught dead wearing now, would be made fun of mercilessly. Oh wait. My mom still wears scrunchies.

Star Wars is on Spike TV right now. It's the one where Anakin becomes Darth Vader. It makes me think of the tee shirt I have that has Darth Vader on it saying "Sith Happens". HAHA. You know you're jealous. YOU KNOW IT'S FUNNY.

This morning it was me, Lucy, and Schroeder. We noticed that my mother was taking a shower outside. Now, during the summer, we usually have a curtain for the shower, so you can take showers in your birthday gear. But we were sure that the curtain wasn't out yet. So we were like "mom are you NAKED?!" and she was like "NO!" and then we were like...yeah she definitely is. So then she is walking around with just a towel on, and we were like "did you seriously just take a naked shower out in the open?!"

But apparently she had put the curtain up. So, it's okay.


There is just something about taking a naked shower outside that creeps me out. My mom doesn't get creeped out though.

-Jenny