He says that "girls with short hair cuts can suggest something about them."
To which I replied, "Only if they drive a pick up truck."
But anywho. Let's talk about MTV's "Skins" some more. Because I just love making fun of this show. The most recent episode told the story of a 22 year old teacher who was friends with all the students. She was so close with them that she was actually screwing one of them. And this boy was probably the most unattractive one on the show. The only other show that I've known to have a teacher/student affair was Miss Jacobs and Pacey on "Dawson's Creek". And let's not kid ourselves, Pacey wasn't very attractive either.
So the whole episode was about this young teacher and how she wasn't a grown up at all and how she really acted like a kid more than a teacher. Here's the best part though. At lunch in the cafeteria, she is eating with one of the students, prying her about her sex life, and this is what she is eating. A FRUIT BY THE FOOT. Now, I know that fruit by the foot is a very clever fruit snack, I sure used to love eating them. I used to unroll them and take the paper off, then pretend like it was my tongue and I would swing it around. People thought I was retarded, sure, but it was still fun. But the fact that you're getting mad because all the students aren't taking you seriously and treating you like one of them and you decide to eat a FRUIT BY THE FOOT!? It's like, yeah I wonder why nobody respects you as a teacher when you're eating a ridiculous fruit snack and having sex with a 17 year old. What you SHOULD be doing is eating a salad while reading a book by Tolstoy and having sex with somebody who DOESN'T have a bedtime. Just sayin.
Moving on. Yesterday was St. Patty's Day and for most of the day, I was with my best friend Shroeder. Now, we always say stupid crap when we hang out and we laugh almost all day, but yesterday took the cake. I cannot believe some of the things that we talked about. For example, it was really warm and sunny out, so we sat out in the backyard in the sun. Behind my house, there are swamps. So we are enjoying some rays when we hear this weird animal sound, kind of like a duck choking on a bone. So I sit up and turn to Shroeder and say "WHAT is THAT animal?!" And he turns around to face the woods and simply says "Oh, it's a MUD DUCK!" which is obviously a made up animal, but I instantly whip around to look at this mud duck. Which was not there. I don't know why I believe everything he says, I really don't. But it really did sound like a mud duck. Or a swamp duck. A duck of the wilderness.
Here is something else that happened: Of course we are having beers out in the sun. So Shroeder, being the rookie that he is, goes to take a sip of his beer and spills some of it down the front of his shirt. A few minutes later, he notices that there is a little bit of beer on the outside of the can, which he proceeds to lick off. Upon making a disgusted face, here is what he says:
"I don't think that was beer that I licked off the can. I think it was.....boogers."
Now, I've never had THAT much trouble breathing from laughing so hard.
Some other stupid crap was said, like this conversation:
Shroeder: "What, you don't like my picture?"
Me: "No of course I do! That's why I made my 'stupid' face."
Shroeder: "We should invite him to come party with us."
Me: "No!"
Shroeder: "I thought you said you liked him?"
Me: "Well, like I don't want to party with him, but I don't want him to jump off a ledge either."
Would you trust this kid?
It's funny because when I took this, the first thing he said was "DO NOT put that on Facebook."
A few days later, I did.
I am WAY too tired to go on. Stay tuned, tomorrow's will be better.
-Jenny
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