They should make a class for this.

As anybody who knows me...knows that there are a lot of things that I don't understand.

For starters, why unicorns aren't real animals.

Second of all, how in the HELL does Macy Gray make a living as a singer? Her voice is as gross as her hair.

And thirdly, math. It takes a lot of talent to almost fail every single math class you've ever taken. But hey, I did okay in addition and subtraction. (I really didn't, the whole "burrowing from next door" thing in subtraction screwed me up.)

But ANYWAY, I guess what I'm trying to say is, I wish that I understood the confusing things in life. Why people do the things that they do, why they say the things that they say. Sometimes I see things in life that confuse me more than anything...to a point where I'm actually at a loss for words. It's kind of like me watching "Inception". Just my mouth open and a "what the HELL?!" expression on my face. Then the movie hits four minutes.

Anyway, enough about that. Which brings me to my next point: MTV's new show-"Skins".

Now, I'm aware that MTV has an insufferable amount of explicit shows. (Most of them I watch, although I hate to admit this). But the actors and actresses in this show range from ages 15-17, and although I'm happy that they have become rich and famous at such a young age, the things they are doing on the show are NOT okay with me.

1) In every episode, there is at least one sex scene. Very detailed. And gender is not an issue. EVERYBODY DOES EVERYBODY.
2) These kids smoke pot about 57 minutes out of the hour long duration. For some odd reason, I feel like this MIGHT give teenagers that watch the show the wrong impression.
3) These characters are flat out misfits. That's the only word I have for them. Misfits. In their free time of banging anything that moves and gazing around with bloodshot eyes, they take pills as if they were orange tic tacs. I say orange because they are simply the best tic tacs.

So good job MTV, because of your new show, teenagers all around are going to be sex-having, pill popping, ganja smoking RETARDS.

Once again, before I leave, I will suggest a song for everyone to listen to. I think tonight's song is "Glad Man Singing" by Iron & Wine. If you listen to it, you will smile. I guarantee it.

-Jenny