Coloring books aren't just for kids.

So I know that watching Jersey Shore is definitely not something to be proud of. I hate telling people that I actually watch it every thursday night. But tonight's episode made me laugh out loud on so many different occasions. There was this one part where Deena (the short plumpy one) was complaining about how she was constipated. She was telling this to Snooki, who for the record, is also short and plump. I like using the word plump. Normally I have a problem with how completely RETARDED Snooki is and how I still cannot believe that she actually put together several sentences between doing shots at a bar and put them in an actual book. ACTUAL writers are going crazy trying to get published, and all Snooki has to say is "MAH" in a troll voice and fall over on the beach at midday and roll around because she forgot how her stubby legs worked. Congratulations! You are now an author apparently.

ANYWAY. The resolution that Snooki gives Deena about being constipated is this: "Just drink coffee. It will just fall out of your butthole like a fricken rainstorm."

Most people see Snooki as a disgrace, and I am one of them. However, the things that come out of her mouth are shockingly funny.

I was in my room earlier tonight and my sister Lucy poked her head in and saw my crayons scattered on the floor and this is how our conversation went:

Lucy: "...Are you coloring?"
Me: "Yes."
Lucy: "And you're coloring in an actual coloring book?"
Me: "Yes."
Lucy: "A Star Wars coloring book?"
Me: "Yes."

And then she walked out. I was coloring in a picture of General Grevious, which I think makes it okay. If I was coloring a picture of a dumb character like Jango Fett, I would actually welcome being made fun of.

Just for the record, when I started this post, I spelled the word "occasion" three times with a "t" in it. It took me THREE times to try and change it, because "for some reason, the word 'occastion' just doesn't look right." For the record, I just graduated with an English degree. Just sayin.

You know, I think if this pumpkin could talk, he would call everybody a "crecker". He would also have an old man laugh and always ask where his cigarettes are. 

These pictures were taken a year apart from each other. Apparently all my "jack o lanterns" look the same. Slightly retarded with a side of drug addiction. Although this one's a lot happier than the first. 

By the way, never play "farties" with my sister Sally. When she farts...all the plants around us die. 

-Jenny