Should I be worried that my dad is reading a story I wrote?

Okay so. I had to explain to my mother last night something very uncomfortable. I know certain people read this and I feel like I cannot say what it is, but it is not a conversation you would want to have with your mom. But anyways, when THAT was done, it reminded me of the time where my sister Lucy explained to my grandmother what a "Dutch Oven" was. It's funny because she did this by choice. She really thought my grandmother should know what a "Dutch Oven" was. First issue: Grammie doesn't CARE. Like she's really going to share a blanket with..(let's say my nine year old cousin), fart, and then pull the blankets over my cousins head and ignore her screams. Second issue: YOU JOYOUSLY TOLD OUR GRANDMOTHER ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE WITH FARTS!

It's funny. I would just imagine a lot of awkwardness in that conversation.

"Hey Grammie, speaking of Dutch Ovens, listen to THIS."

I was trying to tell somebody today at work that I was "really bad at Scrabble." Which I am. Like, when I play Scrabble, sometimes retards wearing helmets and licking their shoulders come in and say "hey, that word rocks, but it's only three letters. Why don't you try this one? It's worth 10 billion points whereas yours is only worth 4."

But when I was telling him how bad I am at Scrabble, he replied with "Don't you have a degree in English?!"

Then I said, "Yes."

Then he looked at me funny for a really long time. Then I said, "It's MISLEADING, isn't it?"

And that was that.

Because honestly, every time I play, nobody wants me on their team. And then when I get "stuck" with someone, they don't listen to me when I spat out stupid words that are only 2-4 points. I can't say I blame them. I wouldn't listen to a borderline degenerate either. Which is why I never listen to Schroeder. OH.

I was never really good at words. Yes, I know what an adjective is. I know what a noun is. I know what a proper noun is. I know what a verb is. But so doesn't everybody else above the age of 4. I still do not know what a goddamn adverb is. And all that "subject" and "predicate" of a sentence? That shit always turned my brain into scrambled eggs. But in my defense, I'm sort of smart in Literature sort of English. Call me stupid in putting together large words for points, but I will Edgar Allan Poe the SHIT out of all y'all.

Haha, here is another one.

Anyway. That is all.

-Jenny