Who really says "dungarees" anymore?

So I'm here in the living room all alone and it's midnight and it sounded like a wall of rain just crashed into the side of my house. Not to sound sissy, but I'm so scared. For some odd reason, rain scares me, especially at night. But now Diego is with me, so it's all good.

So I forgot to mention that on Easter we were making fun of my dad for the way that he talks. He says "dungarees" when he means jeans, "shots" when he means shorts, and SOMETIMES, he says "tonic" when he means soda. This is the man who only owns jean shorts, or as the kids call em, "jorts". I really don't know anybody who dresses the way that my dad does, (in the summertime) which is, sleeveless shirt, jorts, and mandals. And a visor. That says "Jagermeister" on it. Oh, and he doesn't like to match either.

It was really hot on Easter, so when Schroeder would say "oh man I could really use some shots, I would ask him what kind. The ones you put on your legs or the ones you put in your belly?

Speaking of words said in weird ways, I just realized that my mom says the word "idea" as "idear". I think it's funny.

So I made a cheesecake today, because let's face it, I'm getting kinda fat.

It looked like this:

And then I ate a lot of it and now I feel sick.


For some reason, I got really excited when I saw that "The Last Song" was playing on Starz today, so I watched it because I have never seen the end. I've seen the beginning and the middle all about Miley Cyrus wearing chuck taylors and sporting a pierced nose (honestly, WHAT would DISNEY think?!) falling in love with some hunky guy. Although he's not bad to look at. I looked at him a lot. But this movie pretty much just puts Miley up on a pedestal. She's like "look, I can sing!" and he's like "oh em gee, i'm wicked in love with you!" and then she's like "oh hey, I can play the piano like a mofo too!" and he's like "ho-ly crap, who would have thunk it!?" And it just gets to a point where I'm sitting there like....you know what Miley? Everyone on this goddamned earth knows that you are musically talented, why don't you just go back to your huge house and smoke some more "herbs" with your stupid friends who are going to put it on the internet anyway. You were on the DISNEY channel for chrissakes.

But anyway, yeah I cried like a baby at the end. Tears rolling down my face. Shirt getting wet. By myself.

But it's better than crying during "Tangled", which my sister Sally did in fact do.

In all honesty, I got teary eyed with this one too. Goddammit.

-Jenny