Away We Go

Let me just start out by saying that my oldest sister came into my room last night and was actually distracted by something sparkly. I wasn't aware that this happened to people above the age of eight. I had this stack of books in my room and she was walking around and pulled out a sparkly copy of "Oh the Places You'll Go" book that Schroeder gave me for graduation. So, this book being in the middle of the pile, she pulls it out and it topples everything over. I wanted to tell her simply that this wasn't a goddamn game of JENGA, but instead I shout out "Ugh, you ruin EVERYTHING!" which produced an extremely hurt look on her face. So then I nervously laughed and said "just kidding...?" I don't think she bought it. Maybe it was a little mean but, honestly, nobody should take anything I say seriously.

She then tried to pick up said pile of books and put them back to the way they were, but then they just fell over again.

Typical Sally.

It's not as weird as my other sister trying to explain the form she uses while shooting a basketball with a PILLOW.

ANYWAY. If anybody hasn't seen the movie "Away We Go", I definitely recommend it. Besides the fact that Alexi Murdoch does the entire soundtrack, it is such a cute freakin movie. And it makes me want to sleep on a trampoline.

So my sister Sally has this new thing that she thinks wearing a white button up shirt tucked into jeans with a big brown belt is cool. So before my party, she was thinking about trying this new look out, so she went into her room to put everything on. Now, in the kitchen is Lucy, Schroeder, my mom, and me. So Sally comes out of her room and walks down the hallway and enters the kitchen quietly with this dumb smile on her face. We all look at her, and although it seems really mean, we burst into extreme laughter. Of course, the rapidfire insults come. Schroeder simply said "DON'T wear that." Lucy tried the constructive criticism approach and said "well maybe if you wore different jeans..." but it really wasn't taken serious because of her constant laughter. My mom's was "i LOVE it! DEFINITELY wear that today!" and of course mine was "I feel like you should be riding a horse on a beach. In the 80s."

She changed. She wore something completely different.


Anywhores. Here is a picture. Make what you want of it.

-Jenny