I like you better when you're not talking.

So the other day I went to the beer store about 5 minutes from my house. This is the place where I pretty much know all the employees there and they know our whole family by name. But, don't judge.

So anyway, I went there and I'm not going to lie, it was a Monday at about 4 pm. DON'T JUDGE. The guy that was working there was actually the guy that owns the place, and he is very very nice. So he is making small talk at the checkout and he says something like, "Done for the day?"

Now, this is Monday, and the only thing I've done is wake up, watch Ellen, bought some CD's, and stopped to pick up beer on the ride home. So technically, this wasn't a lie. Is it my fault that he automatically assumes I have a job? Do I look like I have a job? No. Not really. Unless your job is being a complete badass. Which obviously, I would be the goddamn MANAGER.

'Nuff said. But yeah anyway, I lied to him and said, "Yeah." I added in a sigh too, for dramatic effect. Like an "oh I've worked so hard today at my job." sigh.

I just went on Yahoo! and the "Now Trending" list caught my eye. Because number one on the list was Amanda Bynes. All I said (out loud) was: "REALLY?" Because honestly, Amanda Bynes peaked when she was a part of Nickelodeon's "All That". Just like everybody else on that show. I'm talking to you, Kenan.

I spent the day with Linus today and there was one thing that he said that made me wonder. He was just going on and on about something (a TV show, I think) and he said the word "transportated." As in to move something. Now, I'm not going to be a complete dick about this because he WAS talking somewhat fast (like he always does) and I guess words can somehow add syllables to themselves and or double in size. But anyway, "transportated" is not a word. It is simply "transported". Or maybe he was thinking about potatoes because that's kind of what the "-portated" part of the word sounded like.

Anyway.

This post won't be complete until I make fun of my sisters. So I walk into Sally's room and she is sitting in her chair with her blanket on watching Grey's Anatomy. What does she have in front of her? Nothing else but a piece of cake and starburst jelly beans. And the funny part is, she probably just raped the piece of cake of it's frosting, because that's what she always does. You'll look at her plate when she's done eating and all you'll see is a sad, naked piece of cake that lost its soul. Stripped of all its dignity. That's what Sally does to cake.

Then Lucy FLIPPED her SHIT when she found out that there were no towels when she was going to take her shower. I guess it's an inconvenience, no question there. But she was like, snapping at everyone and slamming doors and stomping around the house. So she accepts defeat, grabs a dry towel that was hung up on the bathroom door and simply says, "I can only IMAGINE who used THIS one last."

And all I could think of was.......

Dad.

Then I laughed to myself.

So I was looking through my high school yearbook for the first time in years and I realized what a friggin DORKASS I was. I literally had like 2 friends and did not say a word. I turned to the superlatives pages and came upon the "Class Quietest" and saw my dorky face.

I remember that day, when they took the picture. It was nice because we got to wear whatever we wanted (not uniforms). So I decided on a Desaparecidos tee shirt, which is a wicked shitty sounding band that I somehow loved in high school. Then they were like "we're gonna take this picture in the LIBRARY! Cause it's QUIET! get it?!" Hardy har har har. So it wasn't just me, because they pick a boy too, so I'm standing in this tiny library next to this oaf who also did not say anything either. (i.e. class quietest) It's just a funny picture. I DEFINITELY don't look like a wicked nerd though.

haha. BYE!

-Jenny