Vampires and...sex?

Okay, so I know I haven't posted in a while. BUT, I just had an interesting discussion with people I work with about a very important loophole in the Twilight series. And it is this: If Edward Cullen (no matter how sexy he is) is technically "dead" inside, how does his penis work? How can he have sex? To me, this is a very serious issue. I don't know how I haven't realized it before. If he has no blood flowing, then he can't...make it work. And NOT TO MENTION the fact that he got a human girl PREGNANT. So, your penis isn't even supposed to work and now it's shooting little demon tadpoles into her?! I'm sorry Stephenie Meyer, I know this is a work of fiction, but this is a serious loophole. You might want to think about how vampires' bodies are supposed to work before you write a worldwide phenomenon. Just sayin.

But other than that. Good job.


So Thanksgiving happened. Just like it does every year. I recently noticed one thing: The Kasianowicz's are goddamned crazy. That is all. And it's not just because my sister Sally STILL seems to believe that all the musical guests in the Macy's Day Parade really DO sing and DO NOT lip sync. I don't know if she's retarded or just blind, but when you're singing a song and your facial expressions are not matching up with the way it should be sung, you're full on Ashlee Simpson lip syncing.

When the party died down, Lucy and I watched Monte Carlo. Because what goes better with turkey than a good movie with Selena Gomez? Absolutely nothing. (BTW, Monte Carlo is another movie with a good amount of loose ends, but I'll get to that another time).

On Saturday night, we all gathered at Sally and Franklin's apartment and had a grand old time. One of my cousins reminded me of how I told her that girls that wear leggings as pants make me really angry. This was on the weekend of Sally's wedding in Martha's Vineyard. I said something like "yeah, girls that wear leggings as pants make me want to punch them in the face." and she said, "Jen, I wore leggings yesterday..." and after a long pause, I responded with "yeah, I wanted to punch you in the face." Then I tried to backtrack and say that "it's just not my style" and that "she made it look cool" but of course she wasn't buying it. I'm glad she wasn't because I totally didn't really think that.


-Jenny