"He swore at me this morning! And then I cried in the bathroom!"

Well it's been a while. Only because I simply have nothing funny to talk about. Haven't been up to much, just putting Purell on cat scratch wounds, having friends tell me they live off of an exit that doesn't exist, and catching a vegetable that I don't like in my mouth.

I also saw Breaking Dawn: Part 1 at midnight. I must say, it was pretty impressive. Nowhere near as good as the book, but whatever. Whatareyougonnado. But yeah, my mom and I went fully equipped with a water bottle of wine. Then we got nachos that we ate before the movie even started. Well, I ate them before the movie even started. At times like these, I think we are alcoholics. But then I tell myself, no, you are not.  And then people say, "Jen, stop talking to yourself". But I do often wonder: "Do other people sneak wine into movie theaters? Or is it just a Kasianowicz thing?"

Well, in other news, my sister Sally successfully offended every color, race, and religion today. All in a matter of about a minute.

She also played NHL 12 with us today. Her and I took on Linus and Franklin. Now, playing video games with Sally is quite humorous.

#1) She never knows who she is. Each player has a colored arrow over them, and I told her numerous times that she's "the yellow one", and I still hear about a million times, "where am I? Where am I?"
#2) When she has the puck, she NEVER knows it. She'll be carrying it up the ice and then just give it away. And then when she is actually aware that she has the puck, she'll start screaming "I got it! I got it! I got it" and by the time she gets all this out, the puck has already been taken away from her and they have scored a goal.
#3) Offsides. We explain them to her, she never gets it. She'll continue to say "I'll be waiting by the net!" Which of course, you cannot do.

No matter how lost Sally is during the game (a lot), we always seem to win. Which should make Linus and Franklin very disturbed.

Speaking of video games, Schroeder and I played a UFC game this morning, and let me tell you...there is NOTHING that says stress relief more than kicking the shit out of each other. You think punching and kicking each other is badass, then you learn how to ROUNDHOUSE kick, and it's all over. It cannot get any better than that. Chuck Norris would be proud. If he had any feelings.


-Jenny