My sister Lucy just said that she thinks our cat is on Crack. Which might be true. Ever since she had these special treats my mom gave her, she's been acting strange. I think sometime soon I'm going to fill her bowl up with beer. Tell her it's milk. See what happens.
How awesome would it be if someone asked you "Hey, what are you up to?" and you could reply with "Oh, just drinking with my cat."
So I spent Saturday night on the roof with my best friend Schroeder and my sister Sally. Her new place has a window with a slanted roof, and I've always wanted to hang out on a roof seeing as how our dumb house doesn't provide that. So after many many beers, we went out there and sat. Sally kept worrying when we would get up and walk around, because the roof was kind of very slanted. But nobody got hurt of course. We just had deep conversations and crumpled up our beer cans when we were done with them, saying "I bet I can make it to the woods" and then pretty much not making it past the parking lot. Then saying "Oh man we really need to go get those" and then never getting them.
I blame my mother for showing us how to get onto the roof. When we were helping Sally move in, Schroeder and I noticed that we could sit on the roof someday. So we asked my mom "Hey, how do you take off screens?" and she said "Why?" and we said "Oh, no reason." And then she showed us. Now, she knows what kind of people we are. There is no way she didn't know what we were trying to do. But she just chose to ignore the obvious suspicion and demonstrate how to take off the screen. "Oh, you just press these two things and pop it out." Silly.
It was funny today because I made an appointment to get my windshield replaced tomorrow and before we hung up the phone she said "Okay, so September 27th at 10 am." and I got really confused because I was all like "wait, she said the 27th?! I didn't make it for next week, I made it for tomorrow." Then I realized that yes, tomorrow is the 27th. And I am the retard who thought it was September 21. That's what happens when you're so busy.
That was sarcasm. To the highest degree.
I don't understand Rob Dyrdek's new show "Ridiculousness". I think he is a really funny guy, like on the Fantasy Factory and whatnot. But he is NOT funny on this new show. And I don't even think the videos he shows are that funny either. And I don't think the people he has on the show are that funny. Every element about this show is just NOT FUNNY. And he thinks he is too! That's the worst part. Somebody on the video will fall while skateboarding, and Rob will be all like "Oh, that looked painful! Look at his pain face!" and it's like, that's not funny. If you had said like "Whoa he fell so hard his asshole is where his FACE should be!" THEN, maybe that would be considered funny. But what do I know. Not much.
Anyway, I think everybody should listen to the song "Open Your Eyes" by The Chemical Brothers. Did I already suggest that? I may have already suggested that.
-Jenny
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