So anyway, after he takes some, we are trying to find a place to put them. So we put them in his shirt pocket. And what does he say after this?
"Just call me TITTY-WONKA."
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Which brings me to my next point. One of Linus' favorite bands, CAKE, is without doubt the WORST band I have ever heard. First of all, the lead singer, DOESN'T sing. He talks. UH, hi buddy, this isn't RAP, why don't you stop talking in your goddamned monotone voice and actually attempt to sing. But THAT would require talent. Second of all, what the CHRIST are your lyrics ABOUT? You're talking about GOATS for chrissakes. The lyrics you have make no sense whatsoever and have awful timing along with the music. And it's weird because just last night my supervisor at work was showing me heavy metal music, which I cannot STAND. It hurts to listen to heavy metal. But, given the situation, I'd rather listen to people screaming about GOD knows what, (probably about eating their dog, or playing with their leg hair) than listen to CAKE ever again. Honestly, listening to CAKE's lead singer TALK about GOATS in his stupid droning voice makes me want to walk right off a cliff. It makes me want to KILL a goat. And I really like goats. Thank you.
If anybody wants to hear a really GOOD song, definitely listen to Bon Iver's "Perth". Now THAT'S a good friggin song.
-Jenny
CAKE's good. Give them a chance and you'll see the deliciousness.
ReplyDeleteCake sucks it's pathetic
DeleteYAY!
ReplyDeleteI'm not alone!
CAKE SUX sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.
Whenever they come on the radio, I debate driving my car off a cliff just to put me out of my misery.
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DeleteSeriously! I went to the all good music festival a few weeks ago, and cake is the absolute worst band I have ever heard in my life! They really know how to kill my vibe, and also suck the life out of an entire field of hippie! Stop talking and play ur instruments. Give that trumpet player a solo or something. I've seen some pretty shitty bands live, but cake takes the cake!
ReplyDeleteCake is my favorite band overall, ever. If I had to listen to one band for the rest of time it would be Cake as nearly every one of their songs is between good and great. They're fantastic live.
ReplyDeleteOh and you know what? Heavy Metal is awesome too. If you don't like a band like The Sword, you should rethink your entire life. You've obviously been to very few concerts and have had limited musical exposure, which is just plain sad. Your musical taste is obviously shallow and poor, and you should feel bad about that. Perth is typical cliche girl rock and is unlistenable. It's 1 repeated chorus away from elevator music.
I agree that Perth sucks, but Cake sounds like hes singing while looking down at you from under his nose Some bands like The Strokes for instance put off that egoist vibe
DeleteCake is the worst band in the history of music. Just awful. Pure garbage.
DeleteCalm down buddy. Rethink my life because I don't like heavy metal music? Haha get a hobby
ReplyDeleteCAke sux donkey nute, wanna be G Dead but 1-1000the the talent. Droning weasely singer.....hipster doofus indie shitheads
ReplyDeleteCake is worse than Maroon 5. Fact.
ReplyDeleteyou probably had a heart attack from the boosters by now, but if by chance you just got the turbo cancer, I want you to know cake's music will live on in memory long after you are dust.
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